Did Beyonce lip-sync the Star Spangled Banner?

It’s the big buzz the last 24 hours or so. Personally, I have no problem with it if she did. It always bugs me when people mess up the National Anthem. I’m not talking about people who can’t sing – I’m talking about people who can sing very well but feel the need to put their own mark on the anthem and screw it up by changing notes, sometimes changing words and generally over-singing. It happens at baseball games all the time. The worst example I can think of was Patti LaBelle at the World Series game in Philadelphia in 2008. Just unlistenable.

Beyonce did nothing like that. She looked great and sounded great. Really killed it. Okay, she did change a couple of notes, but nothing annoying.

So what about the lip-sync business? It has been revealed that the US Marine Band was a recorded track. They admit that. That’s fine. Band instruments don’t always work correctly in cold weather, so they use tracks to make sure it sounds right for the millions watching around the world. It’s also been revealed that Beyonce had no opportunity to rehearse with the US Marine Band. You just know that the Marines are not about to change any notes or do unnecessary extra flourishes when they play the anthem. They are, after all, Marines.

So what about Beyonce? I think she did lip-sync. She does a great job of it (admittedly, for most of the song her mouth is hidden by the mic, and she’s not on camera the whole time anyway), but if you watch carefully…at the very end she sings “the brave” a second time. Watch her mouth (at 2:20 on the video below) and notice that she opens her mouth a nanosecond too late on “brave.” That can only happen if you’re not doing it live.

Who cares? She did a great job on a song that’s very tough to sing.

Year one of the ‘Roid era Hall of Fame voting…

And no one got in. There has been much debate about how to handle the likes of Bobby Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa when it comes to Hall of Fame voting. Put them on the same ballot as Jack Morris,

Why do they say that?

Traffic reports are all over the radio…not just on the 3’s on WBZ…and all over the TV as well. It make sense, because traffic, like weather, affects people directly.

CEO’s who never drive in traffic jams and broadcast consultants who live in another city often don’t get the appeal. One General Manager once told he he was sure that afternoon traffic reports were less important than morning drive traffic reports. I tried to explain that the exact opposite is true.

Suppose you hit an unexpected jam on the way to work and you arrive late. You simply say, “Man, that was a horrible commute this morning!” and someone else will chime in and agree. All you are is late for work, and you’re probably not the only one.

It’s different on the way home. Bad traffic in the way home means you’re late for your kid’s soccer game, late for dinner, late for whatever you do on your own time.

Why can’t they explain it clearly?
Because most traffic reports on radio and TV are generated by Metro Networks, a nationwide service that came into the Boston market in 1982. If you ever wonder why they make some curious or misleading references, here’s why: They have to repeat the same things over and over and come up with rote ways of saying certain things. Example: How many times have you heard someone refer to “the supermarket overpass” on the Pike? (Rick Simonson, the morning traffic anchor on WBZ, has probably said it over 10,000 times.) What’s wrong with that? When they built in Pike extension in the mid-60’s the old Star Market in West Newton was in the path, so Star bought the air rights to build a new supermarket over the highway. Meaning the turnpike passes under the supermarket. So why do reporters call the underpass an overpass? Because someone wrote a format sheet for traffic reports back in 1982 and made a mistake. Years come and go, and new reporters continue to call it an overpass because no one ever updated the format sheet. One other thing…the reason that they sayIt’s back itsay For one thing, the Pike goes under the supermarket in West Newton.

…the ruling on the field is overturned.

One of the comments on my last blog about ranking months was that December should be #1. As I’m taking down the lights I threw the red flag and the ranking went under review in the booth.

With all the seasonal lights, the parties, the smiling faces, the decorations and the good will…I’m moving December up to #4. August drops to 7th. April and September stay at #5 and #6.

Unless we’re facing a tough lefty.

My friend Robyn Bradley suggested we do a “faveology” list of favorite months. I did this once before on FB but it disappeared. Or I can’t find it. So here it goes again:

#1 July. Love it. Especially on the Cape. The 4th is my favorite day of the year. There is no such thing as a bad 4th of July on Cape Cod. The whole month has the nicest weather of the year. Everyone smiles at you when you say, “hey.”

#2 June. Summer begins, school gets out, weddings happen. Also a great month. Many of the best songs of the year debut in June.

#3 May. How can you not like May? All the leaves are out, there are graduations, the April rain is gone, you sing songs about flowers and Mary.

#4 August. Still summer, still great, but it’s starting to wind down and the lawn and gardens need extra watering.

#5 April. Opening Day, Daylight Saving, buds on trees, croci bloom, you put aluminum sulfate on the hydrangeas so they’ll be a spectacular blue in July. The world wakes up.

#6 September. My birthday. Also my daughter Kara’s. New TV season, new school year, new all sorts of things. The seasonal change gives you a charge.

#7 December. Christmas needs no explanation. I feel like Clark Griswold with the lights but I enjoy it. I also do a decent Santa for the little guys.

#8 October. My wife’s birthday. The World Series is fun (if the Yankees aren’t in it). Foliage looks great, especially in Wellesley. We have a landscape guy come to do the raking.

#9 November. Things start looking stark, but Thanksgiving is always good. It’s a great family time.

#10 February. Cold, but at least it’s short. My daughter Caitlin’s birthday. Also my brother, a couple of nephews, several sisters in law. Just goes to show how good a month May is.

#11 January. You take down all the Christmas stuff and everything looks bleak. Coldest month of the year. It drags on.

#12 March. I’ve never trusted March. Yes, Spring supposedly begins but it really doesn’t. You’re sick of winter but even if it hasn’t snowed yet you can’t be sure. Your car looks like shit all month. There are no holidays. At least not any day-off ones. Yes, Spring Training gets under way, but it’s cold and raw and the snow is filthy.

So there it is. We’re in early #11 right now.

Here it is, the afternoon of Christmas Eve. Still looking for a last-minute book idea for someone? Here are three completely different suggestions:

Extraordinary Rendition
If you’re a fan of Showtime’s “Homeland” and you’re bummed that Season 2 just ended, try “Extraordinary Rendition” by Paul Batista. No relation to the Detective in “Dexter.” It’s a thriller about a New York City lawyer asked by the ACLU to do a Pro Bono case defending Ali Hussein, who’s been imprisoned as a terrorist for several years without ever being charged or even told what his alleged crime is. I won’t do any plot-spoiling here. I’ll just say that anyone who enjoys “Homeland” will enjoy “Extraordinary Rendition.”

What Happened in Granite Creek
Second on this list is a murder mystery called “What Happened in Granite Creek,” the second novel by Robyn Bradley. Robyn was on this year’s BookBundlz list of best new authors. Robyn tells the story in first person, but from the POV of several different characters and in a back-and-forth timeline. A definite page-turner (or thumb-slider) with an ending you will not expect. Worthy of being made into a mini-series.

The Baseball Hall of Shame
Third on the list is The Best of Blooperstown edition of “The Baseball Hall of Shame” and it’s full of quick but funny stories that any baseball fan will enjoy. In the chapter about Most Pitiful Pitching Performances of All Time we learn about the three Kansas City A’s pitchers who gave up 11 runs in one inning…on only one hit. The hit was followed by three errors, a hit batsman and 8 bases-loaded walks. It almost makes Alfredo Aceves look good by comparison.

“Extraordinary Rendition” and “What Happened in Granite Creek” are both available in print and e-book editions. “The Baseball Hall of Shame” is only in print, but it will fit in a stocking so you’d better hightail it if you want one in time for tomorrow.

One more thing. If you’re reading “The Night Before Christmas” (or correctly titled, “A Visit From St. Nicholas”) out loud tonight, remember that most versions have a typo. Santa’s seventh and eighth reindeers should be Donner and Blitzen, not Donder and Blitzen. Why? Because “donner”(only one d) and “blitzen” are the German words for thunder and lightning. Have a Merry Christmas!